One for the Money | |
| Mazda Miata Repossessed by Lenny Gruber. |
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| Chevy Nova Left for dead, which is OK since it had already been vandalized and had no muffler, tailpipe or radio. |
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| Joe's Cherokee According to the morning paper, "unexplained explosion". |
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Two for the Dough | |
| Jeep Wrangler Stolen in front of The House of Eternal Slumber. |
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Three to Get Deadly | |
| Baby Nissan Pickup Bad carburetor since day one. High school kids called it a "fartmobile". Finally met it's maker in the form a of a rocket launcher. Blown to pieces. R.I.P. baby pickup. |
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Four to Score | |
| CRX Soaked in gasoline and ignited by a discarded cigarette butt from Mrs. Nowicki. |
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| Lula's Firebird Blown up with the CRX. That's what you get for parking next to Stephanie. |
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High Five | |
| Porsche Boxter Sideswiped by a garbage truck and later exploded into flames. |
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| Garbage Truck Parked next to Boxter. Blew up and then fell on what remained of the Boxter. |
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| BMW Stolen, but thief was kind enough to leave the plates and registration number. |
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Hot Six | |
| Honda Civic Fire started from wacky tobacky use by Mooner and Reefer. |
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| Rollswagon A few dents, but mostly too embarrassing for even Stephanie to drive. |
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| Mitchell and Habib's Lincoln Not really Stephanie's fault. Car was trashed by Morris Munson driving like a maniac in his Crown Victoria. |
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| Carpet Car Caught on fire from flaming dog poop in a bag. |
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Seven Up | |
| Honda CRV Crumpled up like an accordion by DeChooch in a Cadillac. |
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Hard Eight | |
| Honda CRV Fire bombed by a rabbit. |
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| Honda CRV Same rabbit doused the CRV in starter fluid and lit a match to it. |
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| Ranger's Truck Went up in flames from a package tossed into the bed. Probably the same rotten rabbit. |
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Ten Big Ones | |
| Ford Escape Made it through To the Nines, only to be fire bombed by Red Devil Robber at the beginning of Ten Big Ones. |
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| $200 Lincoln Town Car Sprayed with graffiti and shot to bits by The Slayers. |
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Eleven on Top | |
| Stephanie's Saturn SL Car bomb set off when Mama Macaroni turned the ignition. |
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| Joe's SUV (make unmentioned) Blew up with his garage. |
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Twelve SharpNo cars were destroyed in Twelve Sharp. Instead she went through some men. | |
| Joe Morelli Got beat up rescuing Stephanie and Lula from a bar brawl. |
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| Tank Took one to the "the boys" while trying to help apprehend the old lady who works at the Pleasure Treasure. |
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| Ranger Took a few bullets to the chest (was wearing a vest) while playing decoy to capture Scrog. |
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Between Twelve Sharp and Lean Mean Thirteen | |
| Mini Cooper Traded it with her sister Valerie for an Escape, because it was too hard to get the bad guys in the back of the Cooper. |
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| Ford Escape Tree fell on it. |
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Lean Mean Thirteen | |
| Crown Vic After having the back window blown out and a squirrel explode all over the inside, it is left for dead on the side of the road. |
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