"Tank hasn't got any suitcases," I said. "Tank's traveling light."
"Where's he keep his tighty whiteys?" Lula wanted to know.
Tank cut another look at Lula. "I don't wear tighty whiteys," he said.
Name: Tank
Age: 30s? Height: big
Hair: none Eyes: brown
Favorite TV Show: Leave It To Beaver
Favorite Movie: Kill Bill
Favorite Manga and/or Anime: Fruits Basket Samurai Deeper
Favorite Candy bar: I don't feed the machine that junk... OK, I had a Take 5 a couple of days ago. It was pretty good. According to Stephanie, peanuts and peanut butter = protein.
Favorite Song: Hot in Herre
Favorite Car: Anything BIG
Pilates or Yoga: Yoga
Huge monitor or superspeed? Superspeed
What's worse, bad breath or bad B.O.? B.O.
Spongebob or Patrick? They're chump change compared to Sandy. That's one tough Texas squirrel.
Better for burping, Coke or Pepsi? Nothing is better for burping than seltzer.
Grand Theft Auto or Simpsons' Hit and Run? Simpsons. I love Moo Moo Homer.
Sugar Ray Leonard or Oscar De La Hoya? Sugar Ray Leonard
Favorite NASCAR driver? Tony Stewart
Cats, Dogs or Hamsters? Cats
Joe or Ranger? Gotta go with the boss, Ranger.
