Stephanie
I will eat less desserts (Spice cake, TastyKakes and anything that has fruit in it, on it, in the name or has the flavor of a fruit does not count as dessert).
Lula
I will convince Tank that I am normal.
I will not buy anymore faux fur coats from the trunk of Louie Balduga's car. It falls out in big chunks and sticks to my lipstick.
Grandma Mazur
I will convince Ranger he should be my new hunk of burning love.
I will help Stephanie catch more bad guys.
I will learn how to...
1. pick locks.
2. sharp shoot.
3. be an expert in explosives.
4. drive like an Indy race car driver.
5. talk this new hip hop doggy fishelz manizzle talk.
Joe
I will not feed Bob anymore Chinese food, Thai food or Indian food.
Vinnie
I will lock the door to my office more often.
I will install an escape hatch in my office.
I will moisturize my legs everyday until they are as nice as Les Sebring's legs
Connie
I will always buy my matching lipstick and nail polish at the same time. Not all reds are the same.
I will not eat donuts with powder sugar on them when I am wearing black.
Mooner
If I apply for a job, I will not tell them that I speak Klingon as a second language.
I will wear underwear underneath my supersuit.
Ranger
I will eat less salad as a meal.
I will avoid Grandma Mazur at all costs.
Sally Sweet
I will not wear leg warmers with shorts
I will not wear lowrise pants that show crack when I sit down.
