Fearless Fourteen

Stephanie Plum- She’s a bond enforcement agent working for her cousin Vinny, a security expert working for Ranger, and the babysitter of a teenage troublemaker. No wonder her eye twitches.

Loretta Rizzi- Joe Morelli’s very distant cousin.  She was a year ahead of Stephanie in school and left early to have a baby. Now, she's a FTA wanted for armed robbery of a liquor store. Hey, she was thirsty.

Lula- Office clerk who works for Vinnie.  She’s a plus-sized black woman who's into animal print spandex. She can make a big man faint.

Mario Rizzi- Loretta’s son, AKA Zook. He is a third-level Blybold Wizard in the Nation of Minionfire. He is sensitive and artistic. He is a Lieutenant of the Homegrown Security squad.

Dominic (Dom) Rizzi- Loretta’s brother and Morelli’s very distant cousin who just got out of prison for an armed robbery of nine million dollars.

Connie Rosolli- Vinnie’s office manager. She protects Vinnie from angry pimps, bookies, and an assortment of lowlifes from strangling Vinnie.

Vincent Plum- Stephanie’s sleazeball cousin and employer.

Joe Morelli- Trenton cop. Stephanie’s boyfriend who, against all odds, has become domestic enough to own a dog and a toaster.

Carlos Manoso- Street name Ranger, proprietor of Rangeman Security. He’s got lots of muscle in all the right places, smells great and he wears only black. He can be best described as WOW!

Lew Pepper- Concert Promoter who hired Ranger to guard Brenda.

Brenda- She’s a 61 year old Diva who makes her money as a singer. Like Cher and Madonna, she doesn’t use a last name.

Bob- Morelli’s (mostly) Golden Retriever dog.  He's cute in a sloppy, prehistoric way.

Rex- Stephanie’s hamster and roommate.

Tank- Lula’s fiancée. He’s a rock.

Nancy Kolen- Brenda’s press secretary.

Hal- One of Ranger’s men. He’s big and blond and blushes when embarrassed.

Scootch Brown- He runs the diamond district at Eight and Remington.

Mary Ann Falattio- She supplements her income with purses and shoes that fell off the truck.

Danny Falattio- Mary Ann Falattio’s husband. He hijacks trucks for the Trenton Mob.

Alma Rizzi- Dominic and Loretta’s mom.

Andy Gimp- FTA accused of indecent exposure. He doesn’t like wearing pants.

Bernie Gimp- Andy’s Brother.

Betty Kuharchek- She has worked at the Tasty Pastry forever. She smells like powdered sugar icing.

Grandma Mazur- Stephanie’s grandmother, AKA Scorch, as her body ages her spirit gets younger.

Mr. Gorvich- Morelli’s grouchy neighbor.

Helen Plum- Stephanie’s mom. Her house always smells great and she doesn’t tolerate bad language. She's the only person she knows who's daughter is being stalked and who's mother kills griefers. Thank goodness she has liquor in the cabinet.

Marion Zajak- Her daughter doesn’t have stalkers.

Catherine Bargalowski- Her daughter doesn’t have stalkers either.

Harriet Gotler, Betty Greenblat, and Ruth Szuch- Grandma Mazur’s friends.

Gary- The stalker. He became psychic when he was struck by lightning. He is the gunnery officer of the Homegrown Security squad.

Mrs. Ciak- Frank and Helen Plum's 92 year old neighbor.

Walter Dunphy- AKA MoonMan, Moondog, Mooner. He was the class stoner in high school. Captain of Homegrown Security.

Mark Bird- Runs Brenda’s TV show.

Jenny Walen- Brenda’s TV producer.

Susan Stitch- FTA wanted for domestic disturbance. She “accidentally” ran over her boyfriend.

Carl- Susan Stitch’s monkey.

Larry Skid- Idiot policeman assigned to look for Loretta.

Rich Spanner- Homicide cop on the Trenton force.

Allen Gratelli- Dead cable guy found in Morelli’s basement.

Marion Fitz- Works at he deli.

Morty Dill- He worked with Larry Skid.

Kenny Bold- Brenda’s sixth husband.

Frank Plum- He thinks Stephanie’s friends are mutants and he wishes someone would deliver Grandma Mazur to the old folks home in Hamilton Township.

Aunt Rose- Morelli's aunt, she left him her house when she passed away.

Victor Raguzzo and Benny Stoli- Dom Rizzi’s friends.

Jelly Kantner- Another one of Dom Rizzi’s friends. AKA Jay Kantner. He works as a maintenance specialist for J.B. Management Associates. It’s not a good idea to use his bathroom.

Peggy Bargaloski- Dom Rizzi’s girlfriend.

Mooch Morelli- Morelli’s cousin. He owns a small construction company, specializing in renovation and destroying stuff.

Tiny- He works for Mooch Morelli.

Stanley Zero- He went to school with Dom Rizzi. He played football in High School. He wasn’t good enough to make pro and too dumb to get into college. Now he works in construction.

Ken- He didn’t need his birthday cake.

Carl Costanza- Stephanie and Morelli’s friend and super cop, who responds to Stephanie and Grandma Mazur’s disasters.

Big Dog- Carl Costanza’s partner.

Ron- Susan Stitch’s boyfriend.

Mrs. Rooney- Susan Stitch’s first floor neighbor. She has a beagle.

Marion Barker and Bitty Kuleza- Grandma Mazur’s friends and partners in crime.

Slick- One of Ranger’s men. He's good with locks.

Eddie Gazarra- He married Stephanie’s cousin Shirley the Whiner. He’s a cop who usually responds to Stephanie’s “I found a dead body" calls.

Lisa Zero- Stanley Zero’s almost ex-wife.

Clucky the Chicken- The mascot of Cluck-in-a-Bucket, Trenton's favorite fried chicken joint.

Bugger Baronni- Dom Rizzi’s cousin. He is a divorce Lawyer.

Lover- Bugger’s big dog. He’s okay, just don’t bend over.

Mr. and Mrs. Geary- They live across the street from Morelli and they are about a hundred and ten.

Steve Fowler- Crime scene tech.

Lenny Garvis- He went to school with Morelli and choked to death on a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Jenny Ragucci- A slut from Morelli’s past.

Thanks again to Kimberla for sending in this character list!